Happy Thoughts

by YOU BIG IDIOT

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released September 23, 2014

Colin Pearson - Vocals/Easy Guitar
Shafer Carson - Bass/Vocals
Chris Hogan - Hard Guitar/Yells
Steve Pearson - Drums/ Vocals

Produced, Engineered, and Mixed by Shafer Carson
Mastered by Chris "Hollywood" Holmes

Recorded in the Pearson family basement in Port Moody, B.C.

This album is dedicated to the memory of Robin Williams,
for always making us laugh.

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Track Name: Empty Is The New Full
Double-glaze that ham

Empty stomach all my life
Find me a full-filling wife
Knows how long to fry my eggs
Lets me Superman on kegs

Always, feeds me well
She can double-glaze that ham to hell

My girl has the hottest wings
Ties a roast with guitar strings
Bakes me up the greatest things
Like pizza with ten toppings

Mayonnaise, on the side
The phrase that pays: "dinner time"
Track Name: 95 Feet
Come on defence man, why are you crying?
Turn-up your frown, un-zip your gown, and do something

Do re mi fu-ck you coach
Don't blame me when your offence is a joke

Come on blocker hand, why are you crying?
Just make the save, bow and be brave, it'll be okay

Do re mi fu-ck you fans
Just sitting on your thumbs up in the stands

Just take the goal

I'm not leaving this is my crease
Drop the puck and lets get busy
Don't you pull me I'm not ready
To give up and drink like Eddy

I'm not leaving this is my crease
Drop the puck and lets get busy
Don't you pull me I'm not ready
To give up and drink with Eddy

Do re mi fu-ck you sports
For constantly making me shit my shorts
Track Name: It's Payday, Mr. Jopeck
If a loaf of bread is a banquet
I won't quit eating it
And I think that we should rob Mr. Jopeck

Grandpa you're crazy
You haven't walked in years
Do you piss yourself?
Or do you let it out as tears?
It must be nice on cabbage soup
I don't want to know how you go...

If you can change my life with a ticket
I'll buy chocolate for it
But I still think we should rob Mr. Jopeck

Grandpa you're crazy
On your 1 pipe a day
Do you get baked?
Or do you sketch the night away?
It must be nice living in bed
Does grandma Josephine give good...
Track Name: Better Than Omar
Only Mark would say
That we were friends
Omar knows my name
From kindergarten

One lost weight, one got the part
They both worked hard, and followed heart
And now they're both on TV
And both better than me

Mark makes people laugh
Omar reads the news
I'm proud of them both
But its not hard for me to choose (MARK)

One lost weight, one got the part
They both worked hard, and followed heart
And now they're both on TV
And both better than me

I miss the old band, I miss Glenayre
I miss Coomber, Brent, and Blair
Hiding out in the back park
Blowing shit up with Chris Clarke
He's the reason I met Mark
And the bands that we would start
One Screw Loose never got us laid
Then we made Noah's Arcade

I wanna be 20 again
I wanna jam like way back when
I wanna play while people bleed
Back at Townhouse 17

Oh ya...I need to borrow some money
And I need somewhere to sleep
Track Name: Don't Die Again
Jeffrey Michael Roxborough, I hope you know that I can't go
On in my life, without you by my side
If you died I would have cried and you'd have mocked my wussy eyes
From your drum stool in the street punk sky

That's just how I feel, my brother
I'd miss you like no other
You can't be replaced, so don't fuck up your face
We need that dirty smile around

Some sleep and drive, and some are still alive, but almost not you
And many others too
If you died from something so stupid
I don't know what I would do, you'd probably ruin food

That's just how I feel, my brother
They built you like no other

You can't be replaced, so don't fuck up your face
We need that dirty smile around

Seeing you recover makes me warm
Your dirty smile is back to norm
Hold strong, have fun, keep your fingers away from my bum
My love, my friend, don't die again
Track Name: Airk's Army
Hey, it's me, Madmartigan
Let me out of this crow's cage
Give me a sword I'll win this war
I'm the best warrior in the village

Sit in your coffin and rot
My army has fought
Great battles before this one
We will conquer Bavmorda

Airk please, I'm on my knees
Right here inside this crows cage
Don't leave me with these 2 pecks
And their Daikini baby

Sit in your coffin and rot
My army has fought
Great battles before this one
We will conquer or we will run

He thought you were a woman, Airk
With your long red hair you certainly look it
He thought you were a woman, Airk
And when you ask me to win this war for you I'll do it

Sit in your coffin and rot
Your army has lost
You die on the battlefield
With Galadorn still on your shield
Track Name: Machine Wash In Warm Water (With Similar Colours)
Separate them by the colours
Never mix them with the others
Drop the coin in the machine
Your clothes will come out nice and clean
Bell goes off, look inside
Make sure that you tumble dry
Always follow the directions on the tag
Or it will shrink
Track Name: A Christmas Song
Daddy's gonna kill
Daddy's gonna kill
Daddy's gonna kill
Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie

No he's not
Yes he is too
Track Name: Please Not A Curveball
What's your happy thought?
Is it something you lost?
Will it ever be found, or is it all long gone?

I just found mine
Buried under a long chapter of time
And now that I'm back in my prime, it's time to fly

Happy thoughts
Are all I've got
Track Name: Run Home Jack
Your father's not the boy he once was
And neither are you
Growing up is part of life
And life is fun to do

Happy thoughts
Are all I've got

Breath the ocean wind my son
You'll fit in like a glove
Neverland makes you forget
The people that you love

A broken clock
Is all I've got

Sorry that I missed it
You've missed most of my life
I promise I can fix it
Your promises are lies
I've been trying harder
I've been moving on
I'm back to be your father
my word is my bond

Let us settle this with swords a swinging
No more raise the hook
Weakness lies in all these guys
Show them the light, they'll look

An angry croc
Is all I've got

Sorry that I missed it
It was my final game
I promise I can fix it
You went to Maggie's play
I've been trying harder
You've got nothing to prove
I'm back to be your father
Where's my parachute?

Happy thoughts
Are all I've got
Track Name: Double Brushing Doesn't Get The Whisky Out
I'm putting the bottle down, it must be Monday
I woke up in the lost and found, but no one claimed me
And clearly I was sleepy, so I slept

Memory won't come back, what does is hazy
Like a train run off the track, I'm going crazy
With spits and swears, stumbled stairs, and snacks

Lazy eyes makes his morning coffee a little sloppy
A little naughty, double double double, I'm high

Dozens of free concerts, downtown chaos
Drinking whisky until it hurts, with cops around us
I am having a blast at these Olympic games

Canada won the gold, thank you Sidney
Now it's time to hit the road, let's go to Granville
And high-five a hundred thousand Canadians

Lazy eves shows up late for worky
Double brushing doesn't get the whisky out