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Empty Is The New Full
02:14
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Double-glaze that ham
Empty stomach all my life
Find me a full-filling wife
Knows how long to fry my eggs
Lets me Superman on kegs
Always, feeds me well
She can double-glaze that ham to hell
My girl has the hottest wings
Ties a roast with guitar strings
Bakes me up the greatest things
Like pizza with ten toppings
Mayonnaise, on the side
The phrase that pays: "dinner time"
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2. |
95 Feet
03:22
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Come on defence man, why are you crying?
Turn-up your frown, un-zip your gown, and do something
Do re mi fu-ck you coach
Don't blame me when your offence is a joke
Come on blocker hand, why are you crying?
Just make the save, bow and be brave, it'll be okay
Do re mi fu-ck you fans
Just sitting on your thumbs up in the stands
Just take the goal
I'm not leaving this is my crease
Drop the puck and lets get busy
Don't you pull me I'm not ready
To give up and drink like Eddy
I'm not leaving this is my crease
Drop the puck and lets get busy
Don't you pull me I'm not ready
To give up and drink with Eddy
Do re mi fu-ck you sports
For constantly making me shit my shorts
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3. |
It's Payday, Mr. Jopeck
02:01
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If a loaf of bread is a banquet
I won't quit eating it
And I think that we should rob Mr. Jopeck
Grandpa you're crazy
You haven't walked in years
Do you piss yourself?
Or do you let it out as tears?
It must be nice on cabbage soup
I don't want to know how you go...
If you can change my life with a ticket
I'll buy chocolate for it
But I still think we should rob Mr. Jopeck
Grandpa you're crazy
On your 1 pipe a day
Do you get baked?
Or do you sketch the night away?
It must be nice living in bed
Does grandma Josephine give good...
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4. |
Better Than Omar
03:23
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Only Mark would say
That we were friends
Omar knows my name
From kindergarten
One lost weight, one got the part
They both worked hard, and followed heart
And now they're both on TV
And both better than me
Mark makes people laugh
Omar reads the news
I'm proud of them both
But its not hard for me to choose (MARK)
One lost weight, one got the part
They both worked hard, and followed heart
And now they're both on TV
And both better than me
I miss the old band, I miss Glenayre
I miss Coomber, Brent, and Blair
Hiding out in the back park
Blowing shit up with Chris Clarke
He's the reason I met Mark
And the bands that we would start
One Screw Loose never got us laid
Then we made Noah's Arcade
I wanna be 20 again
I wanna jam like way back when
I wanna play while people bleed
Back at Townhouse 17
Oh ya...I need to borrow some money
And I need somewhere to sleep
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5. |
J.M.R.
00:58
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6. |
Don't Die Again
02:46
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Jeffrey Michael Roxborough, I hope you know that I can't go
On in my life, without you by my side
If you died I would have cried and you'd have mocked my wussy eyes
From your drum stool in the street punk sky
That's just how I feel, my brother
I'd miss you like no other
You can't be replaced, so don't fuck up your face
We need that dirty smile around
Some sleep and drive, and some are still alive, but almost not you
And many others too
If you died from something so stupid
I don't know what I would do, you'd probably ruin food
That's just how I feel, my brother
They built you like no other
You can't be replaced, so don't fuck up your face
We need that dirty smile around
Seeing you recover makes me warm
Your dirty smile is back to norm
Hold strong, have fun, keep your fingers away from my bum
My love, my friend, don't die again
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7. |
Airk's Army
02:19
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Hey, it's me, Madmartigan
Let me out of this crow's cage
Give me a sword I'll win this war
I'm the best warrior in the village
Sit in your coffin and rot
My army has fought
Great battles before this one
We will conquer Bavmorda
Airk please, I'm on my knees
Right here inside this crows cage
Don't leave me with these 2 pecks
And their Daikini baby
Sit in your coffin and rot
My army has fought
Great battles before this one
We will conquer or we will run
He thought you were a woman, Airk
With your long red hair you certainly look it
He thought you were a woman, Airk
And when you ask me to win this war for you I'll do it
Sit in your coffin and rot
Your army has lost
You die on the battlefield
With Galadorn still on your shield
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Separate them by the colours
Never mix them with the others
Drop the coin in the machine
Your clothes will come out nice and clean
Bell goes off, look inside
Make sure that you tumble dry
Always follow the directions on the tag
Or it will shrink
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9. |
A Christmas Song
01:47
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Daddy's gonna kill
Daddy's gonna kill
Daddy's gonna kill
Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie
No he's not
Yes he is too
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10. |
Please Not A Curveball
02:03
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What's your happy thought?
Is it something you lost?
Will it ever be found, or is it all long gone?
I just found mine
Buried under a long chapter of time
And now that I'm back in my prime, it's time to fly
Happy thoughts
Are all I've got
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11. |
Run Home Jack
03:37
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Your father's not the boy he once was
And neither are you
Growing up is part of life
And life is fun to do
Happy thoughts
Are all I've got
Breathe the ocean wind my son
You'll fit in like a glove
Neverland makes you forget
The people that you love
A broken clock
Is all I've got
Sorry that I missed it
You've missed most of my life
I promise I can fix it
Your promises are lies
I've been trying harder
I've been moving on
I'm back to be your father
my word is my bond
Let us settle this with swords a swinging
No more raise the hook
Weakness lies in all these guys
Show them the light, they'll look
An angry croc
Is all I've got
Sorry that I missed it
It was my final game
I promise I can fix it
You went to Maggie's play
I've been trying harder
You've got nothing to prove
I'm back to be your father
Where's my parachute?
Happy thoughts
Are all I've got
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I'm putting the bottle down, it must be Monday
I woke up in the lost and found, but no one claimed me
And clearly I was sleepy, so I slept
Memory won't come back, what does is hazy
Like a train run off the track, I'm going crazy
With spits and swears, stumbled stairs, and snacks
Lazy eyes makes his morning coffee a little sloppy
A little naughty, double double double, I'm high
Dozens of free concerts, downtown chaos
Drinking whisky until it hurts, with cops around us
I am having a blast at these Olympic games
Canada won the gold, thank you Sidney
Now it's time to hit the road, let's go to Granville
And high-five a hundred thousand Canadians
Lazy eves shows up late for worky
Double brushing doesn't get the whisky out
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YOU BIG IDIOT Vancouver, British Columbia
Fast, Fun, and Dumb...that's
YOU BIG IDIOT
Skate punk from Vancouver, Canada.
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