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The Pirate
04:16
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I sail the seas like a pirate
Searching for treasure and places to hide it
You name the crime, bet I've tried it
Being an outlaw just gets me excited
I love to steal
And I'm taking your automobile
I hate Peter Pan and The Lost Boys
I like getting liqoured and making lots of noise
It's my life, it's my choice
And if you take my keys you're going to walk my wooden plank
Because I'm still good to drive
And it's good to be alive
When I'm off the water
I'll be that creep staring at your daughter
It's those jeans you bought her
They tell me that I should prepare for the slaughter
I hope she's available
Cause damn that ship is sailable
I caulked the wagon and floated
With a patch on my eye and a gut that is bloated
I tell all the ladies I'm loaded
When my cannon fires your boat gets exploded
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New Westmonster
03:04
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Come to the zoo
See what people with no money do
Bottles, shopping carts, and bikes
Concrete corners, sleepless nights
If you want to fight the war
Just share a little more
Give a dollar give a handshake
Before shame turns into hate
Don't walk away
Lend a hand, understand
This is not ok
Back in the day
He had a home, had a family
Chopped his hand up at the mill
It takes all ten fingers to pay the bills
If you want to fight the war
Just share a little more
Give a dollar, give a handshake
If not, shame on your mistake
Don't walk away
Lend a hand, take a stand
Save the day
If you want to fight the war
Just share a little more
Give a dollar, give a handshake
Before the zoo walls break
Don't walk away
Lend a hand, take a stand
Start today
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I am your valentine
Broke my spine while drunk on wine
I am your orange juice
Substance abusing son of Bruce
Days or nights
My driving lights
Are always on
Flying kites
And starting fight
And singing songs
I am your incomplete
Slippers hide my sweaty feet
I am your rye and water
Higher than a helicopter
Days or nights
My driving lights
Are always on
Can't scream dope out in the bank
My money's all gone
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Concrete Slippers
00:42
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Falling down, I'm on the ground
I'm looking up, they're all around
How'd they find me?
It's not easy
Concrete blocks strapped to my feet
My mouth is taped, I cannot speak
Legs are broken
The door slides open
On the bridge, I'm looking down
My hands are tied, I'll surely drown
I take my last breath
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Can't Elope
04:40
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Large, I like them larger than life
Loud like surround sound shuts up your wife
Huge, like the expo building
If it was twinned I'd stare at with a grin
I love...
Grapefruits and bowling balls
Reacting with action when nature calls
I'd love to look you in the eyes
But lower lies much more of a nice surprise
Big, like baseballs on a twig
If your losing balance, I'm dancing a jig
Small, ain't no fun at all
Unless you're the judge sentencing me to fall
In love...
If she's got implants
This is my chance for happiness inside my bands
I want to be in between
The girls in this month's jug world magazine
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YOU BIG IDIOT Vancouver, British Columbia
Fast, Fun, and Dumb...that's
YOU BIG IDIOT
Skate punk from Vancouver, Canada.
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