The Pirate

from YOU BIG IDIOT EP by YOU BIG IDIOT

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lyrics

I sail the seas like a pirate
Searching for treasure and places to hide it
You name the crime, bet I've tried it
Being an outlaw just gets me excited
I love to steal
And I'm taking your automobile

I hate Peter Pan and The Lost Boys
I like getting liqoured and making lots of noise
It's my life, it's my choice
And if you take my keys you're going to walk my wooden plank
Because I'm still good to drive
And it's good to be alive

When I'm off the water
I'll be that creep staring at your daughter
It's those jeans you bought her
They tell me that I should prepare for the slaughter
I hope she's available
Cause damn that ship is sailable

I caulked the wagon and floated
With a patch on my eye and a gut that is bloated
I tell all the ladies I'm loaded
When my cannon fires your boat gets exploded

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from YOU BIG IDIOT EP, released February 5, 2010

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